"Grindhouse" a double-feature of good, bad and ugly (and great trailers, too) by Bill Larson
3 buckets out of 4
Everyone knows how much I was looking forward to "Grindhouse," a double-bill of exploitation thrillers presented as one full-length feature, with each of two individual films helmed separately by directors Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino.
In Rodriguez's creature-feature "Planet Terror," a small-town sheriffs' department, a gun-legged woman named Cherry (Rose McGowan) and her martial arts-wielding boyfriend (Freddy Rodriguez) band together with the townsfolk to take on zombies. In Tarantino's "Death Proof," a psycho driver named Stuntman Mike (Kurt Russell) stalks and kills beautiful women using his car.
"Planet Terror" is my favorite, with great humor, super-gross special effects (not for the weak-stomached) and a cast that winks to the audience so we know they "get it," too.
"Death Proof" drastically slows the momentum with really slow talkie bits. However, once we cut to the chase scenes this film is great! You'll wonder how exactly stuntwoman Zoe Bell can hang onto the hood of a car going 80 mph with just her hands. She was incredible (I love when women are the heroes in action pictures). I guess I needed just a little more "pulp" in this fiction, and I needed Russell's Stuntman Mike to be much more of a silent, deadly and mysterious threat.
The "fake" between-flick previews created just for "Grindhouse" are super cool. "Machete" is just great and you'll never look at "Thanksgiving" the same way again after what is carved up on that table.
But make sure you see this film in the best-sounding theater possible. The not-too-with-it staff at the AMC/Loews Cherry Hill thought a sound problem I mentioned was part of the film (which it wasn't).
Overall, you'll have a helluva good time in "Grindhouse," but at more than three hours and ten minutes, your butt sure won't feel "Death Proof" afterward.
Cast:
Naveen Andrews ... Abby (segment "Planet Terror")
Zoe Bell ... Herself (segment "Death Proof")
Michael Biehn ... Sheriff Hague (segments "Planet Terror"/"Thanksgiving")
Josh Brolin ... Dr. William Block (segment "Planet Terror")
Jeff Fahey ... J.T. (segment "Planet Terror")
Rose McGowan ... Cherry (segment "Planet Terror")/Pam (segment "Death Proof")
Michael Parks ... Earl McGraw (segments "Planet Terror"/"Death Proof")
Sydney Tamiia Poitier ... Jungle Julia (segment "Death Proof")
Freddy Rodriguez ... Wray (segment "Planet Terror")
Kurt Russell ... Stuntman Mike (segment "Death Proof")
Tom Savini ... Deputy Tolo (segment "Planet Terror")
Marley Shelton ... Dr. Dakota Block (segments "Planet Terror"/"Death Proof")
Quentin Tarantino ... The Rapist (segment "Planet Terror")/Warren (segment "Death Proof")
Danny Trejo ... Machete (segment "Machete")
Bruce Willis ... Muldoon (segment "Planet Terror")
Mary Elizabeth Winstead ... Lee (segment "Death Proof")
Runtime: 191 min
MPAA: Rated R